What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

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What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

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How do you know you are in a real lesbian bar?

Not even the pool table has balls

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

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How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella , had the same sized feet as her ?

She should play the lottery too !

Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

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Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.