What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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A fish!

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What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

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Not even the pool table has balls

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What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

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Charles your luck on the lottery !

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What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.