What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

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How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

How many optometrist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1... or 2 Or 1 Or 2

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How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

How do you make a pool table laugh?

Jiggle its balls

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Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ?

Charles your luck on the lottery !

What do they call the lottery in Africa?

Celebrity adoption.

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Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.