Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ?

Charles your luck on the lottery !

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Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ?

Charles your luck on the lottery !

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.