What do you call two Mexicans on a firetruck?

Hose A and Hose B.

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Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

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Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons?

Jose and Hose B

What did Jos name his son?

Hose B

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Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.