Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.