Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

What is a Mafia enforcer's favorite game?

Whack-A-Mole