Mafia Jokes

What do you call the mafia of aggressive pepper salesmen?

The all up in yo business.

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What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

What is a Mafia enforcer's favorite game?

Whack-A-Mole

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

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How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

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How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under?

Michael Jackson

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

Mafia Boss Jokes More Mafia Boss Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

Witness Jokes More Witness Jokes

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.