Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

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Dr. Pepe

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

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What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."