What do cows like to line dance to ?

Any kind of moosic you like !

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Why is it called the sistine chapel?

Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.

What do you call making your booty clap for likes and upvotes?

Social netwerking

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How often does an oriental farmer milk his cows?

Dairy

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

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What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

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Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

What's the programmer's favorite drug?

A line of code.

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Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance