What do cows like to line dance to ?

Any kind of moosic you like !

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What do you call a guy who likes Adobe and little boys?

a PDFile

Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

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What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

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What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

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When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

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Which dance will a chicken not do ?

The foxtrot !

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.