Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

What's the best way to stop a German train?

them nicely.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What is the definision of mixed feelings?

When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.

How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C?

It gets curvy.

What's your best pick up line?

Cocaine Edit:spelling

German Soldier Jokes More German Soldier Jokes

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined?

Because they are parasites