Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you make a German cry?

Show them their gas bill

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

What do you call a black man in a tree?

Branch Manager

March Jokes More March Jokes

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call the line at a Vietnamese restaurant?

Pho queue!

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

German Soldier Jokes More German Soldier Jokes

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."