Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

Champ Elysee Jokes More Champ Elysee Jokes

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.