Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a German thief?

A Hamburglar.

How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

Champ Elysee Jokes More Champ Elysee Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.