Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you make a German shepherd?

Put him in a synagogue.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why was General Yoda afraid of April?

Because March, April May.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

Champ Elysee Jokes More Champ Elysee Jokes

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.