Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.