How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

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Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

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Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

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What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What do you call a black guy who sells flowers?

A florist.

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He wanted to buy stock options.

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Turban Outfitters.

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How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song?

Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)

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The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

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Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)