How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

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Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

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What does the chicken says to the other chicken?

Nothing.

How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried

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Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

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Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

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How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?

Whatever you want.

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.