Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods