Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do pothead barbarians say when 420 rolls around?

420 raze it!

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.