Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

What do you call the mafia of aggressive pepper salesmen?

The all up in yo business.

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud