Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

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Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

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Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?

The Site-anic.

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What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

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What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.