Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a road that doesn't care about anyone?

A psycho-path.

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

How long does it take King Zora to move out of your way?

A week, a week, a week, a week, a week, a week.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

Muhammad Jokes More Muhammad Jokes

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school