Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

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Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

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Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea?

It's because they are a Seoulless nation.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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Who's there ! Cartoon ! Cartoon who ?

Cartoon up just fine she purrs like a cat !

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.