Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

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Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea?

It's because they are a Seoulless nation.

Why do mexicans dislike rust?

Because it is feo

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

What song does a car radio play?

A cartoon (car tune).