Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

Colorado Jokes More Colorado Jokes

Who punishes Colorado underage smokers?

COPD

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Pothead Jokes More Pothead Jokes

What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

How did one pothead greet the other?

High

Washington Jokes More Washington Jokes

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

Californian Jokes More Californian Jokes

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

New Yorkers Jokes More New Yorkers Jokes

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Ny Jokes More Ny Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

California Jokes More California Jokes

Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?

Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.

What do you call a knuckle sandwich in California?

A fist taco.