There were no jokes in the Post.
There wasn't a punch line.
Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent
To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.
I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."
A master-baiter
Al-redi-reddi-tt.
One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
The newspaper.
A cup of Joe.
A WashingTon.
Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!