Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted
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There were no jokes in the Post.
The Moo York Times
Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
To get to the other side of the story.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure
C4.
A: A newspaper.
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It's not hard.
One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
The Daily Moos.
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
The newspaper.
Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt
Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"
This is the most violent thing I've ever read.
Too many colons.
Pound Town
They're scared of Wales.
He didn't look in both directions before crossing.
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.
Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.
A swallow.
He posed for Halloween masks !
Decom-pose.
A: A milk sheik!
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