Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
There were no jokes in the Post.
The Moo York Times
Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
To get to the other side of the story.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure
C4.
A: A newspaper.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
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It's not hard.
One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
The Daily Moos.
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
The newspaper.
Pay-To-File
He thought they were a delivery service
Canada.
Because tea leaves.
Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!
Ears!
The both leave your crotch on fire
A: Ho, ho, ho!
How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)
First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.
You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.
Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.
For the halibut.
