What newspaper do cows read?

What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?

Ground round!

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

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Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.