How do cows multiply?

With cowculators!

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When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

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Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

Why don't we ever go 'forth and back'?

To go forth and multiply is more fun.

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How does the farmer count up his cows?

with a cowculator.

How do you count a herd of cattle?

How do you count a herd of cattle? Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.