How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

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What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

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What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

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How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!