How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on."

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

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What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

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Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

What has 12 breasts and 24 teeth?

The night shift at Waffle House.

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'