How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

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What did popeye do after he turned black?

A: He made his own restoraunt.

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

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How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What does batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

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What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!