How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

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What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

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How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

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Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.