How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

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What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

How do you turn a bunk bed into two regular beds?

You debunk it.

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What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!"

What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby?

The redditor never gets gold

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What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

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How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

Why'd the hipster burn his mouth?

He had his soup before it was cool.