How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

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What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.

How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

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What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots