How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

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How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

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What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.