Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

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What's black and all over the place?

Michael J Fox's signature.

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

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Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

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What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

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Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).