What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

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Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil?

Because he took the hypocritic oath

Colorado Jokes More Colorado Jokes

What gets really high in Colorado?

The average elevation.

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

Dance Party Jokes More Dance Party Jokes

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.