Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Which dance will a chicken not do ?

The foxtrot !

What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.

Dance Party Jokes More Dance Party Jokes

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.