Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

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What do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

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Why is physics inherently racist?

There's only two types of bodies: the free body and the black body.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

What's every vehicle's favorite style of dance?

Brakedance.

Dance Party Jokes More Dance Party Jokes

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.