Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

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What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

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What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

What do baby swans dance to ?

Cygnet-ure-tunes !

Dance Party Jokes More Dance Party Jokes

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.