What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

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What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

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When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

What's a rapper's favorite candy?

Eminems.