What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

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How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

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What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

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They both contain locked up loonies!

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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

Why did the bear start playing music when the priest tried to absolve him of his sins?

Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.