What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

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Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

How do Itallian chefs swap emails?

By spaghett-e-mail!

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What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?

He had no body to go with !

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What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

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Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.