What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

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What do you call an origional joke on Reddit?

Mine

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

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What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

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Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

How do you know this is OC?

Its not on the front page

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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!