What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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because seven ate nine.

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What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

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