What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

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What does an insecure white kid do when he accidentally leaves a page?

Alt+Right

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

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What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.