What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

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What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

How is Reddit like fencing?

Ripostes everywhere.

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What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

Why would you get mad?

Because you cant take a joke.

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Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!