What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

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Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

What's better than a laxative?

Reddit.

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How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

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Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.

What do you call a clever joke that doesn't make it to the front page?

A clever joke, but nobody will have Reddit...

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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

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What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke