What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

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Why do blind people always laugh at jokes?

Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.

What's the difference between /r/funny and /r/jokes?

is funny and is a joke!

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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

What does Air bnb stand for?

Bring no blacks

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What's the worst kind of incompetent?

Leader.

Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

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What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame