What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

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What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

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What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

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What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

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What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame