What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

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What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

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Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....