Because he didn't see the funny side to it.
Neingag.
Topical meme."
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
It's a touchy subject.
Leave the plunger on the toilet.
Black and black movies.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones