Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

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What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes?

A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

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What's the definition of "de javu"?

Jokes on

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

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What is the cruelest thing you can do to a blind person?

Caution- Hot surface' in braille.

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.

How many SJWs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!