Funny Jokes

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

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Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.

Whats a joke so bad its funny?

I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones

How many SJWs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!

Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.