Blind Person Jokes

How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

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What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

What is the cruelest thing you can do to a blind person?

Caution- Hot surface' in braille.

What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper?

Well that's really tiny writing!"

What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

What is a blind persons favourite song?

Hello darkness my old friend

How do you mess with a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch"

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

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Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

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Why aren't orphans laughing?

Because jokes aren't apparent.

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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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Finding a plane in your field.

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How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

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What is a blind persons favourite song?

Hello darkness my old friend

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Which number confuses people?

82

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

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1 sleep until Christmas.

What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song?

White Christmas.

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What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

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Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.