Blind Person Jokes

How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

What is the cruelest thing you can do to a blind person?

Caution- Hot surface' in braille.

What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper?

Well that's really tiny writing!"

What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

What is a blind persons favourite song?

Hello darkness my old friend

How do you mess with a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch"

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

You might also enjoy:

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

because there is a target in every corner.

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

A: An air bag.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

What were the Kamikaze Pilot's last words?

Watch this cause i'll only do it once."

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

Braille Jokes More Braille Jokes

What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch"

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops?

It's counterproductive

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What do you call an Eastern European cashier?

A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.