What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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What did one white cop say to another white cop?

Another black man bites the dust.

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm

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What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

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What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

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What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

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What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia?

Aussie Aus-born.