How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

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What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

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What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

What did the racist chef say to Lenny Kravitz?

Get to the back of the oven...

Bill Withers Jokes More Bill Withers Jokes

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

How do you make a duck sing soul music?

Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.

Soul Singer Jokes More Soul Singer Jokes

How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer?

Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

You put it in the microwave until its bill withers.

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What do you call a black man that summons the dead?

A Nergomancer

How do you summon a wizard taxi?

CABRACADABRA!