How many feminists does it take...... ...to change a light bulb?

0, woman are so unrepresented in technology that this is not possible.

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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

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How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

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What do you call a woman who marries an old ugly and poor man?

A: Stupid!

What does a chauvinistic doctor use as a general term for women with high cholesterol?

A Broad Stroke...

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How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

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What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!