Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.
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None. That's a hardware problem.
None. It's already lit fam.
Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
None because feminist can't change anything.
One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.
None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark.
You don't know cause you weren't there
You weren't there, man!
One..... Or two...
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None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.
Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.
Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.
Thirty.
One. They're efficient and don't have humour.
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.
Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.
To get to the other side.
Fish
Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!
Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...
Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.
Not sure, gotta catch them all first!
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
One
removed
None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.
Salmon
One, plus or minus one.
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
Three. One to hold the light bulb do and two to spin the chair
A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?
None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.
Lets go play on our bikes.
Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.
Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
It has to change for itself.
Apparently not 8
less than twelve parsecs.
A Brazilian.
Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.
none, its a hardware issue.
One. They'll screw anything
Over 9000.
About 1 thousand Iraqis.
Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.
One and not one.
Just 1...blondes will screw anything.
Just Juan.
Juan.
Look a squirrel!
None, they're all screwed.
All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.
Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change.
She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
NINE!
Carl gets shot in the face.
You don't. The police shoot you.
OVER 9000
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.
Juan
Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.
Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
None. Darkness foreverrrr!
None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.
Do you have a ticket for that?
5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.
Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!
A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.
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They don't need to, they glow in the dark...
Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.
Hella
Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.
Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)
Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)
It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.
Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him
None. They prefer to cry in the dark.
to get to the other side
3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.
it's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.
Wanna go ride bikes?
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.
2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.
Let's go ride our bikes.
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.
Five. It's a huge problem.
Five six seven eight!
How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian!
You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"
5/3. The same amount as for whites.
Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.
Did you try turning me off and on again?"
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
Ronald MacAardvark!
Ten-ants
They'll never work.
Because...bros before hose!
Because in charge Yoda was.
Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.
because he's always justin time
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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