How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

NINE!

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How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

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How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're efficient and don't have humour.

How many Germans does it take to make a negative?

Nein.

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

How many out of date redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

OVER 9000