How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

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Why don't you do the same?

Dad - "How can I I barely know her!"

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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What do redditors give one another on Christmas?

Gifs.

How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

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Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money?

Because he did all his work pro bonobo

What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

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What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

Why do people post missing person posts on Facebook?

Like we're going outside...

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What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

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What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

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What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes