Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.
Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you
Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.
a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.