What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Previous Random Joke Next
Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son."

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

How about a guillotine?

Wife: Me: I'll be on the couch.

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

Chic Pea Jokes More Chic Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.