Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

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What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

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Which dinosaur was the hardest to find?

the Steganosaurus! And do you know why ...because it was encryptid!

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!

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What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

What's the difference between everybody and bullets?

Everybody misses Harambe.

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What's green and purple and goes up and down?

A: Barney in an elevator.

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What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.