Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

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What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

Who's at fault ?

the man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3

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Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does."

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

Barney Jokes More Barney Jokes

What's green and purple and goes up and down?

A: Barney in an elevator.

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

Tyrannosaurus Wreck Jokes More Tyrannosaurus Wreck Jokes

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.