Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess

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Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

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What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

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What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What's green and purple and goes up and down?

A: Barney in an elevator.

Tyrannosaurus Wreck Jokes More Tyrannosaurus Wreck Jokes

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.