A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.
I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep
A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P
No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."
There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.
A: Because they can spell it.
A taxicab driver.
A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.
A Lickalottapus
You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.
Maths teachers, they make everybody count.
A: Barney in an elevator.
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!