Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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How do you know he isn't?

Because I am.

How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

What does the polite racist say?

I will take over now, if you allow.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ?

Bark you car on the drive !

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

a Myfeetasaur

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

Barney Jokes More Barney Jokes

What's green and purple and goes up and down?

A: Barney in an elevator.

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

Tyrannosaurus Wreck Jokes More Tyrannosaurus Wreck Jokes

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.