What's green and purple and goes up and down?

A: Barney in an elevator.

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Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What's green and purple and goes up and down?

A: Barney in an elevator.