What was Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite snack?

Chopped dates.

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What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

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How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.