Why did the butcher die ?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

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What do you do when a timeline dies?

Barry it.

What do you can an agent orange attack on Bangkok?

Thai die.

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why did the butcher die ?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.