Why did the butcher die ?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

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What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

What did Batman say when he went to the butcher?

Got Ham?

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Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.