Why did the butcher die ?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ?

Butcher your arms around me !

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!