Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

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Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.