What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

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When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

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Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.