What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

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Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

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How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

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What do you call a clock tower somebody lives in?

A timely manor.

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."