Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

Cd Jokes More Cd Jokes

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

Mixtape Jokes More Mixtape Jokes

What you call it?

takes back mixtape* FIRE!

What is steam?

Its what you get when you put water on my mixtape