Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

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Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

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How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

Mixtape Jokes More Mixtape Jokes

What is steam?

Its what you get when you put water on my mixtape

What you call it?

takes back mixtape* FIRE!