Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

How do french thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

How much money do terrible movies make?

Ridley Scott. Thank you.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns?

An Armadealer

Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ?

Apple the door myself!

Server Jokes More Server Jokes

What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

Macbook Jokes More Macbook Jokes

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)