Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

What did the unimpressed wind turbine say?

I'm not a fan.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did your husband say?

He said 'Thank you'. "

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said : "Nah amine"

How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common?

They both like seeing the same thing a year later.

Server Jokes More Server Jokes

Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

A: They always forget the recipe.

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

Macbook Jokes More Macbook Jokes

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch